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A tiny Mr. Mitts tribute! Mar. 6th, 2006 @ 12:21 pm
wtfsad
Okay, once upon a time, revamped and I were bored. So, we challenged each other to see who could write a song the fastest about a particular subject.

We just decided to choose mr_mitts for the hell of it. Yes, nothing but. The hell. Of it. WTF

Anyway, I won 23498723 times (because I wrote 239873 and it took VK a century to write one - she used a time machine), so revamped e-punched me in the face and now my internet face is e-bleeding. But you don't care about that, right? No, you want to see our songs.

YES YOU WANT TO SEE THEM!!!

LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM THEYRE HIDEOUS I KNOW THEY ARE BUT YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM!!!Collapse )

THE END

CONTRIBUTE OR DIE

Piracey! Jan. 31st, 2006 @ 06:58 pm
flyingteapots
Okay here's my question and this time it's serious. What would you do Mr. Mitts if you took some photographs of your vacation and unknown to you, a professional journalist used them without your permission in a pubication?

We bring you definitions Jan. 31st, 2006 @ 08:28 am
insomniac_od
Look at what was named in honor of our beloved Mitts:


M'aider! Je deviens quelquechose AFFREUSE. More affreuse than my french, anyway.. Jan. 30th, 2006 @ 06:17 pm
urwen_sakurafu
Mein Herr Obersturmbannführer,

An insidious evil is afoot, sir, yea, I am poisoned even to the very core of my being.

A change has come over me of late, from whence I do not know but this I do know: It chills me to the very bone, the very marrow of the very bone, the very osteoblasts of the very marrow of the very b...well, I think you get the gist of it.

I did not suspect it at first, thinking it a harmless play, a frippery, a nothing. Embarassing, certainly, but something I only indulged in alone. A little obsession, here and there, perhaps a dabble in fanfic.

Herr Obersturmbannführer. I OWN a sonic screwdriver. I BOUGHT THE DVD OF BATMAN BEGINS. Bought, not downloaded. I am becoming.....it sullies my very mouth to say it... a squeaking fangirl.

You must understand, meinherr, before this I merely enjoyed certain manga, characters, serieseseses. It was never like this, never. Oh, what has happened! Why am I using so many commas? Is it a symptom? IT MUST BE!

I can give more no details, I am too fearful. Save me, Herr Obersturmbannführer! Help me regain my impermeable British Manner. I am becoming something terrible, I know not what...something... Amarikhen? The other day, I caught myself "squeeing". Is there some sort of course I can go on, some retreat in the deepest, darkest Cotswolds I can repair to to seek englisghtenment...?

But too late, it comes! Oh, the Horror, Horror, Horror! The four-eyed child! He shall not have me! I'm am hurling myself out of the window as I write!

I want to kill them all...but how? Jan. 23rd, 2006 @ 08:22 pm
flyingteapots
If you wanted to KILL all the MORMONS(AKA aliens) with words, how would you do it?
Other entries
» AX
So Mr. Mitts are you coming to AX this year? I promise we won't molest you! =D
FT
» HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR MITTS
In your great honour, wtfsad and I have written you A FIC.

THE MR MITTS FICCollapse )
» I am so ashamed..
I am so ashamed that I have only recently joined this temple to the brilliance of HE Who Is Like Mr.Joker, Mr_Mitts.

My name is Maddie, and I've been a fan of Mr_Mitts' LJ for about a year now.

Not only is he a veritable wise man, but he has a great sense of humour, and has also taught me that men can't be mingers, which is, of course, a valuable life lesson. I hope that my time amongst my fellow Mr_Mitts fan will be a prosperous one, and hopefuly, one day, I'll learn to use a spell checker!!
» A cure for itchy feet ... no it's not fungal infection
Having come almost to the end of my wits, I now approach this wonderous source of information to seek an cure for my failing spirit, being prodded here by an unnamed source of knowledge that wisdom may, if one is fortunate, be obtained without a maiden sacrifice.

If I may trouble you for your kind mercy.Collapse )
» OMGWTFLOL
mr_mitts apparently has an American ancestor who was a semi-famous author in a fictional world!

We Remember, Cedric A. Mittsans.


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