Having come almost to the end of my wits, I now approach this wonderous source of information to seek an cure for my failing spirit, being prodded here by an unnamed source of knowledge that wisdom may, if one is fortunate, be obtained without a maiden sacrifice.
Of late, I have been seized by an uncontrollable desire to be travelling without worry or care. I suppose it is contributed to in part by the fact it is the anniversary of my one year of bliss and avoidance of responsibility, but I accept that I am, without the restraints of society, an utterly lazy and irresponsible bum.
However, my source of despair is the fact while I have dreamt, lived and wish to continue living such lifestyle, I can no longer, without a change in circumstances, sustain a lifestyle in which I do nothing but travel and bum ... the bank account was severly damaged in 2004 and I doubt it will ever be restored to its former glory. Still, despite having no wish to marry a rich person for their fortunes, tempting as the idea is, for I am fully convinced by the diet of korean dramas available in my country that I will inevitably end up (a) dead in a broken bed somewhere in the firewood shed or (b) evicted from the premises with a child being inevitably brought up to believe I was an irresponsible parent who left him or her to pursue my own selfish desires (which might be the truth but nothing is proven until pronounced in a court of law) and will henceforth, on reaching the age of maturity, seek me out to exact revenge and to murder me in the most reprehensible manner possible, I am fully convinced I never ever will again, wish to sell my soul to a corporate entity when even a hope of time to get most of my laundry done on my own once the pact is sealed, is impossible.
So grace me with your great wisdom and favour ... what should I do to be able to live a life of unwanton excess and travel until the day I drop dead in a ditch from alcohol abuse?