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M'aider! Je deviens quelquechose AFFREUSE. More affreuse than my french, anyway.. - I Beseech You, Great Mr. Mitts! Assist My Curses!

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Previous Entry M'aider! Je deviens quelquechose AFFREUSE. More affreuse than my french, anyway.. Jan. 30th, 2006 @ 06:17 pm Next Entry
Mein Herr Obersturmbannführer,

An insidious evil is afoot, sir, yea, I am poisoned even to the very core of my being.

A change has come over me of late, from whence I do not know but this I do know: It chills me to the very bone, the very marrow of the very bone, the very osteoblasts of the very marrow of the very b...well, I think you get the gist of it.

I did not suspect it at first, thinking it a harmless play, a frippery, a nothing. Embarassing, certainly, but something I only indulged in alone. A little obsession, here and there, perhaps a dabble in fanfic.

Herr Obersturmbannführer. I OWN a sonic screwdriver. I BOUGHT THE DVD OF BATMAN BEGINS. Bought, not downloaded. I am becoming.....it sullies my very mouth to say it... a squeaking fangirl.

You must understand, meinherr, before this I merely enjoyed certain manga, characters, serieseseses. It was never like this, never. Oh, what has happened! Why am I using so many commas? Is it a symptom? IT MUST BE!

I can give more no details, I am too fearful. Save me, Herr Obersturmbannführer! Help me regain my impermeable British Manner. I am becoming something terrible, I know not what...something... Amarikhen? The other day, I caught myself "squeeing". Is there some sort of course I can go on, some retreat in the deepest, darkest Cotswolds I can repair to to seek englisghtenment...?

But too late, it comes! Oh, the Horror, Horror, Horror! The four-eyed child! He shall not have me! I'm am hurling myself out of the window as I write!
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From:wtftastic
Date:January 30th, 2006 11:56 am (UTC)
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...Must we call out the Bundeswher again?
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From:mishiko_shinsei
Date:January 31st, 2006 08:18 am (UTC)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

WE have claimed another one!!!
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