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A tiny Mr. Mitts tribute! - I Beseech You, Great Mr. Mitts! Assist My Curses!

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Previous Entry A tiny Mr. Mitts tribute! Mar. 6th, 2006 @ 12:21 pm
Okay, once upon a time, revamped and I were bored. So, we challenged each other to see who could write a song the fastest about a particular subject.

We just decided to choose mr_mitts for the hell of it. Yes, nothing but. The hell. Of it. WTF

Anyway, I won 23498723 times (because I wrote 239873 and it took VK a century to write one - she used a time machine), so revamped e-punched me in the face and now my internet face is e-bleeding. But you don't care about that, right? No, you want to see our songs.

YES YOU WANT TO SEE THEM!!!



Masterpiece by revamped:

WHEN ASKED WHERE OUR DUTIES LIE
"WITH HERR MITTSEN" SHALL BE OUR CRY
FOR HE IS A MOST WONDROUS GUY
PUNCHING DUMBFUCKS IN THE EYE

EACH DAY ON LJ WE SHOW UNDYING RESPECT
HEAR HIS WISE WORDS AND LAFF AT THOSE THEY AFFECT
WITH HIS DETAILED AND YET CRYPTIC DIALECT

A VERY PATIENT SOUL THE GREAT MITTS HATH*
THOUGH WE FEAR THE DAY HES ON THE WARPATH
FOR THE EARTH ITSELF TREMBLES UNDER HIS WRATH

AND SHOULD HIS NEW WRITINGS NEVER SEE THE DAY
WE STILL WILL ADORE HIM IN A NON-GAY WAY

(*revamped: "I KNOW "HATH" IS PROBABLY USED WRONG HERE BUT ITS ALL I COULD THINK OF SICK")



wtfsad's stupid crap:

1).
MR MITTS THE BRAVE HE IS SUCH A KNAVE
TO ALL OF US IN THE HELLSING CAVE
HE SLAPS DUMB FOLKS AND GOES TO RAVES
BUT HES HARDLY WHAT YOUD CALL A SLAVE
HIS SHIRT IS RED AND HIS PANTS ARE MAUVE
MR MITTS - THE BRAVE


2).
MR MITTS IS THE BEST
AGAINST ANY PEST
HIS POSTS ARE LIKE LJ ZEST
HE ALSO STARTS ABUSE FESTS
AND HE ALWAYS JESTS
HE CAN PASS ALL TESTS
HE REALLY SHOULD COME OUT WEST
(HE ALSO HAS A MANLY CHEST)
OK NOW ILL GIVE IT A REST

MR MITTS IS THE BEST


3).
MR MITTS IS A VERY GREAT LAD
HE GETS THREE THUMBS UP FROM WTFSAD
IF HES YOUR FRIEND YOU SHOULD BE GLAD
BUT YOU DONT WANT TO GET HIM MAD
(APART FROM THAT HES VERY RAD)
HES HAWTER THAN THAT FAG NAMED BRAD

WORSHIP HIM OR ILL KICK YOUR NAD(S)

MUTHAFUGGA


THE END

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From:wtfsad
Date:March 6th, 2006 02:14 pm (UTC)
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ROFLMAO THOSE WERE BEAUTIFUK GOOD JOB
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From:vroom
Date:March 6th, 2006 02:18 pm (UTC)
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That first one WINS.
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From:mr_mitts
Date:March 6th, 2006 02:25 pm (UTC)
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Miles away, ladette.
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From:wtftastic
Date:March 6th, 2006 03:31 pm (UTC)
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..I would write something. If I could.
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From:zimon66
Date:March 6th, 2006 07:53 pm (UTC)
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Oh wow, it all rhymes and makes sense too.
From:urwen_sakurafu
Date:March 7th, 2006 06:10 am (UTC)
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MITTS IS THE KING OF SUFFOLKLAND
AND ITS TINY PEOPLE SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND
WHEN HE WALKS OUT INTO THE STREET
EVERYONE WILL HIM POLITELY GREET

MITTS IS THE LORD OF AWESOMENESS
HOW GOOD HE IS, YOU CANNOT GUESS
MIGHTEST OF THE MIGHTY, COOLEST OF THE COOL.
HE MAKES ALL OTHERS LOOK LIKE FOOLS

MITTS IS THE DUKE OF BRILLIANCE
HIS WIT IS PIERCING LIKE LIKE A LANCE
HE'S SNAPPY, SHARP AND FULL OF BILE
SIT AT HIS FEET AND LISTEN A WHILE

MITTS IS THE GOD OF EVERYTHING
AND UNTO HIM WE PRAISES SING
I'D LIKE TO VISIT HIM BY GOING SOUTH
BUT DEFINITELY NOT TO BOURNEMOUTH

Now, where did I put that microphone...
From:urwen_sakurafu
Date:March 7th, 2006 06:11 am (UTC)
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For the record, you used "hath" perfectly grammatically.
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